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Post by yeapb on Jan 7, 2014 17:10:55 GMT -5
I stupidly just deleted all my good jokes........ I'll have to find some more. These are either so absolutely awful that you can only groan and others are just so funny you can't help laughing out loud!
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Post by muttley on Jan 14, 2014 9:10:42 GMT -5
I have to remember what I post where, don't want to re-post my own bad jokes
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Post by muttley on Jan 28, 2014 8:32:59 GMT -5
I find sandpaper so relaxing. Really takes the edge off.
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Post by muttley on Jan 31, 2014 8:16:31 GMT -5
I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in a coma after a nasty car crash.
The nurse used to put the radio on every day in the hope I would wake up.
One day she changed channels and Justin Beiber came on.
I got up and turned it off.
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Post by muttley on Mar 13, 2014 4:14:24 GMT -5
Searchers of the missing Malaysian plane have found the Wings.
However, Mr and Mrs Wing say they don't know where the plane is though.
= = = =
I answered the phone today and all I heard was sneezing.
Blasted cold callers!
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Post by cbourassa on Mar 13, 2014 14:40:28 GMT -5
Searchers of the missing Malaysian plane have found the Wings. However, Mr and Mrs Wing say they don't know where the plane is though. That was bad, bad, bad Muttley.
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Post by muttley on Mar 28, 2014 8:27:44 GMT -5
Although it broke a few days ago, I am still devastated by the news from Gwyneth Paltrow, it has only just sunk in: Coldplay are releasing a new album.
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Post by muttley on Apr 3, 2014 6:15:48 GMT -5
A Roman walks in to a Bar, Hold up two fingers and says 'Five beers please'
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Post by yeapb on Apr 6, 2014 18:24:09 GMT -5
I don't get the cold whatever it is or your roman joke....... Either I'm very tired or i am really thick......
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Post by moonbeam on Apr 8, 2014 2:47:46 GMT -5
For the Roman one: Hold up two fingers...see the V? V = 5 in Roman Numerals.
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Post by muttley on Apr 8, 2014 7:25:22 GMT -5
Thieves broke into the local corner shop last night & stole 15 cases of Red Bull. I don't know how they sleep at night.
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Post by moonbeam on Apr 9, 2014 2:26:28 GMT -5
You know they say exercising adds years to your life. I went jogging yesterday and today, I feel like a 75 year old!
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Post by yeapb on Apr 9, 2014 20:44:27 GMT -5
Moonbeam, thanks, i was thinking roman numerals but kept thinking four not five, i was definitely over tired.....
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Post by muttley on Apr 11, 2014 7:08:48 GMT -5
Q: Who's the girlfriend of Champion the Wonder Horse? A: Weston, Super Mare
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Post by yeapb on Apr 16, 2014 23:22:11 GMT -5
I am currently suffering from loss of voice. This means i now have a chance to get closer to my family............. They have to get up REAL close to hear what I'm saying!
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